Never again

[gekidazejanai]

 I will never, EVER help out with the penguins again. EVER. I went to go help out with feedings because one of the regular staffers is out on family leave and one of those flightless bastard birds bit me! I don't get bit by my wolves, what the hell? Wolves don't even hunt penguins, and I hadn't even gone to see the wolves before feeding the penguins that day! I have determined the little assholes are not cute, they are evil. Pure evil.

Comments

[kiyosumi]

You obviously smelled of fish. They thought you were food, Ryou!

But congratulations! You're the first person I know to have been partially chewed by a penguin.

[gekidazejanai]

They're assholes. And I'm not going to go near them again. I'd rather go near the bears.

[kiyosumi]

Ahaha don't be like that! How about if I go in with you and protect you from them?

[gekidazejanai]

You can feed them and I'll stay in safety and watch.

[kiyosumi]

I can think of another flightless bird you remind me of, Ryou~

[gekidazejanai]

Do I want to know?

[kiyosumi]

Chicken~

[gekidazejanai]

:P

[usuck]

They're only cute to look at, but the internet has taught the world that they're dumb jerks.

[gekidazejanai]

They really are. It's not cool.